How many times a week do you and your family eat frozen foods?

• At least three days a week
• Once or twice a week
• Once or twice a month
• Never

If forced to choose, would you rather be:

• 40 lbs. overweight and really smart.
• Skinny, but stupid.

What will you do with your tax refund?

• I'm spending it
• I'm saving it
• I'm using it to pay bills

Fill in the blank: "I love my husband, but..."

• "Our sex life has gone downhill."
• "He's a slob."
• "He's cheap."
• "He needs to work out more."
• "I don't like his family."